Tall glass of hot doctor

I have the hardest time getting motivated to go to work. Don't get me wrong, I love my job but sometimes I would rather be elsewhere...preferably engaged in some fun-filled activity.
That being said, I do have a confession to make. I have a guilty pleasure;a never ending supply of hot young doctors! Eye candy galore! Oh they make the atmosphere at work so much brighter *smile*
My female colleagues (including married women) are equally lust-struck...
"Yes doctor?" "Anything I can do for you?" "Can I have your number?" "Marry me?" "Please??"

As for the patients...
I've noticed a strong correlation between the degree of hunkiness the doctor's possess and increased patient satisfaction with services provided. "Oh you amputated the wrong leg?" "That's ok doctor, I was getting tired of it anyway."

It's not just the hunky doctors that get attention; their less aesthetically pleasing counterparts do too. The average looking ,nerdy, Joe from high school that none of the girls would be seen with gains sudden celebrity status with the doctor title. No honey, looks are an after thought, money talks here.

(Most) women are attracted to powerful men. Doctor's without a doubt exude power; it oozes from their pores. Oh and of course I forgot a minor factor; they're stinking rich!

What is it with most women and money? All you have to say is "I'm a doctor", and the world comes to a complete standstill for a second; a moment of silence as it registers in the minds of these money hungry creatures. Dollar signs! (not of the Zimbabwean kind either).What next? You'll have them hook, line and sinker. Why, it's like manna from heaven. Hallelujah it's their gateway to a disgustingly rich life!

Scenario
An average looking man attempts to strike a conversation with a"beautiful twenty something year old who knows she can have any man she wants and has an inflated ego" woman...
Average Joe: "Good morning!"
Uppity woman: "Hey" (in a bored voice after sizing him up and ruling him out as a suitor).

Average Joe:"Great weather out there today"

Uppity woman: "Oh?" "And?"
Average Joe:" Where are my manners? I apologize for not introducing myself earlier. My name is Joe, and you are?
Uppity woman: (reluctantly offers her name while still sizing Joe up from head to toe)"Cheryl"
Average Joe: "What a beautiful name." "May I ask how a woman of such beauty spends her time?"
Uppity woman: "I work in the health field."
Average Joe: "What are the odds?" "So do I." "I'm a cardiologist."

Moment of silence...
K-ching $$$$$$

Uppity Woman: Really??? OMG! Yes the weather is great. It's like the best weather to be outdoors. I like to party, but I can also make a great wife. I am 5'6, 115 lbs, I don't have any kids, but would love a few someday, I love long walks at the beach, seafood, traveling, meeting new people..... Did I mention I'm single? Here's my number....

So she snags him, then what? Constant worrying about other women trying to snatch her "great catch" of a man. He is an eligible bachelor after all! That's when the claws come out, shoes are thrown off, horse hair ripped off, earrings discarded and all class thrown out the window to reveal the otherwise dormant, ghetto hood rat that lives in all women. That's someones lifeline you're playing with. Watch out now! She shall protect what's hers!

Would I date a doctor? Hell to the no! I've dated one before and let's just say it was a huge mistake. I'll save that story for another day....
I personally prefer personality over money, but hey to each his own.

Well although I will not date a doctor again, a girl can look right? *wink*
Gotta go, hot doctor alert! *drool*

SoulSistah09

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